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Gollum

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A character from Lord of the Rings used as an insult between male coworkers, described as an 'unfuckable, pale, impish freak'

Mentions (5)
"Now, there are edits of her on the front page, each with thousands of upvotes and comment (her as Gollum being the current big one), and comment after comment just fucking lambasting her in the most vitriolic way possible."
Reddit's obsession with the Karen baseball lady is scary · u/JeffTiedrichFunkoPop · ↑351 · 2025-09-07
"Social media is a Gollum."
"I just heard one of my male coworkers say to another guy 'bro you look like golem from lord of the rings'. If a woman or a man casually said to me 'yo, you look like an unfuckable, pale, impish freak' I would cry and dwell on that every night for the rest of my life"
Its amazing what men say to each other · u/ilyukhina · ↑286 · 2025-04-02
"We'll be going around the circle, "oh you do voices?" And I'm just waiting for my chance, but no one asks me. What am I doing wrong"
"now I hear him through the walls talking to him self like golem about whether he should keep it or not, what should I do?"
looked through my window and saw my neighbor steal my amazon package · u/etherealbisexual · ↑103 · 2021-01-17
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