An online personality who posted about fictional birthday parties with cartoon characters, representing a fear of loneliness and unfulfilled life for the author.
"How close have you come to being an unfuckable loser, turning 33, alone, posting about a fictional birthday party with your only friends, Mickey Mouse and Sailor Moon? How often do you look up from your own life, thinking about how just-ok it's going, and have the same feeling you get when you reali"