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An upscale gym where staff spend significant time trying to prevent men from having sex in locker rooms, revealing widespread closeted behavior among 'straight' married men.

Mentions (8)
"I was recently catching up with one of my friends who works at Equinox, and as you might expect about half of the staff's time is devoted to trying to stop men from having sex with each other in the locker rooms (they typically have to ban guys who are caught in the act unless the culprit is a VIP/f"
Women would be floored by how many men are secretly gay · u/PAsInPsychology · ↑593 · 2024-09-02
"I wanna read more stuff like that faggot writing an essay in the voice of gay pat bateman about how cruising at equinox is losing its subtlety"
this sub is going to shit · u/[deleted] · ↑424 · 2021-12-12
"I was at the Lincoln Common Equinox and saw him come in. I recognized him from that selfie he posted. He was wearing a lifting belt and supersetting the chest and shoulder press machines."
I just saw bussyboy at my gym · u/stidolk · ↑87 · 2022-06-25
"I would attend many a poetry open mic and take acting classes and get an Equinox membership just to hang out in the hot tub."
Let's say you win tonight's Powerball jackpot of $1 billion · u/Final_Fondant_412 · ↑52 · 2025-08-31
"She has a sweet job now, goes to Equinox, she looks prettier than she did when she was with my friend, and just really seems to be enjoying her life."
I think my friend is r slurred · u/NotBruceWayne42069 · ↑51 · 2022-05-16
"I think the gym (at least for men) is the last place in where strangers from all socioeconomic classes* and ways of thinking can share a public space with harmony. * Unless you're the kind of asshole who pays a small fortune for one of those Equinox-like luxury places so there will be zero chance yo"
I fucking miss the gym · u/harry_powell · ↑41 · 2020-04-23
"My friend Dasha, who you may know, suggested E Q U I N O X as the key to finding balance, but I'm not so sure that's the solution."
Is it possible to live a "balanced" life? · u/throwaway_323958 · ↑37 · 2024-08-23
"You are literally paying $200 for the equipment not to be purple and yellow. Which to be fair, maybe that's worth it"
Equinox is a waste of money · u/telepathicmachine · ↑32 · 2026-01-19
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