"Obviously insane rambling if you're lucky enough to engage him in conversation, but he's fully lucid and his manner of speaking sort of reminds me of Emo Phillips."
"I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill."