"I decided to order a pizza tonight for the first time in half a decade and the total for one pizza, delivered was like forty dollars...This isn't even neopolitan pizza which takes skill and practice to master. This is Domino's. This is half a pound of plastic cheese melted on top of faux alfredo sau"
"Oh, what, in the next quarter I'll commit myself to filing more paperwork? Scheduling more appointments? Coordinating more pizza parties for the office? Should I 'anticipate the needs of the team' by ordering from Domino's instead of Papa John's next time?"