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Scandinavian country characterized humorously as being designed by children due to its normalized candy consumption, amusement parks, hot dog culture, Lego, and lack of word for 'please'.

Mentions (22)
"Instead he wrote entire books ranting about not getting laid with "robotic, unfeminine Danish women" and assaulting local girls in Poland."
One unmentioned aspect of the incel/redpill movement · u/Throwawaykitten20 · ↑673 · 2024-06-02
"They clearly want to be living in some sort of Denmark of the Middle East and are distressed at the fact their reputation is now closer to that of Saddam's Iraq."
R/Israel is a Very Weird Subreddit · u/coldcoldwellington · ↑640 · 2024-04-06
"You wanna know what's funny? My brother and I are HALF WHITE. Our dad literally spent the first 2 decades of his life in Denmark. Are we just not allowed to date 50% of what we are?"
I hate how weird instagram acts about interracial couples · u/AirbusAWS · ↑344 · 2025-07-28
"this guy was tall, dark and handsome. he even refused to split the bill! and mind you i'm denmark aka the feminist mecca of the world, so that really surprised me."
i'm dating a n*zi · Automatic_Reason698 · ↑299 · 2022-06-14
"We clicked, traveled to Denmark together 3 months into dating, and reality set in: spending 24/7 for five days showed how different we are."
Just had the shittiest week of my life · u/martinoland1 · ↑218 · 2025-07-30
"Countries like the Netherlands or Denmark are known to be very safe and accepting for gays, but the tradeoff is being surrounded by boring, unfriendly people who might send you payment requests for snacks you ate."
"-totally normalized for adults to eat a big bowl of haribo -amusement park right in the city center -hot dogs are a source of national pride -lego and legoland -they dont say 'please' (no word for it in danish)"
Denmark is what would happen if children designed a country · u/zalishchyky · ↑193 · 2024-08-27
"I had a good American colleague, long ago, here in Denmark. I thought that with all the British stuff I've read or watched throughout my life, I would be able to make my American friend piss his American blue jeans on a regular basis."
"When I was 21, I met this really hot 26 y/o at the bar. She was a Danish exchange student. We hit it off, and had a fling for about 3 weeks until exams and she had go back to Denmark."
"I've been resorting to listening to Kendrick Lamar bc I miss my evil horrible home ! And all the men are tall it's weird no one speaks spanish there's no Armenians idk sad"
"They already have a perfect society, do they really need to enforce back-doors and make google phones the only legal devices we can own in the EU?"
Why are Danes like this?? · u/Key_Coconut6732 · ↑62 · 2025-08-27
"They derive that answer—usually Finland, with Denmark and other Nordics close behind—by getting people in multiple countries to answer a single self-assessment question about life satisfaction."
Why Are Young People Everywhere So Unhappy? · u/OJ_Soprano · ↑46 · 2025-05-01
"https://inthesetimes.com/article/trump-greenland-denmark-expansionist-maga"
"I only want irish and Scottish red heads!!! I'm regretting my decision to move in 2 weeks now!!! Also what if the danish don't like South Park?????? What will I do then......??????!!!!!!"
"Everyone's hot & skinny, most beautiful male actors per capita, no one drives, everyone's a bit socially retarded and views muslims the way this sub views indians."
"Still, Denmark looks so much nicer. Just reading about how they treat their PhD students and how they have a first name basis with their school teachers makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside."
Is moving to Denmark just a bad cope or am I being reasonable · u/Professional-Luck968 · ↑31 · 2023-09-18
"Only con: The Swiss aren't great looking, for this reason only I think I still have Denmark on my #1 spot."
The Swiss truly do it right. · u/Weird-Increase1406 · ↑200 · 2024-02-21
"Let's check up on my greatest geopolitical rival >President Donald Trump threatens to go to war with Denmark >President Donald Trump had a very constructive phone call with Syrian president and former Al Qaeda leader Al Shaara"
I wonder what he is thinking · u/yeahicreatedsomethin · ↑97 · 2026-02-02
"Setting the record straight here: Scandinavia: Norway, Sweden, Denmark Nordics: Scandinavia + Finland, Iceland and danish territories"
Anna and (especially) Dasha don't know where Scandinavia is!!! · u/captain_oats32 · ↑55 · 2024-05-28
"We clicked, traveled to Denmark together 3 months into dating, and reality set in: spending 24/7 for five days showed how different we are."
Just had the shittiest week of my life · u/martinoland1 · ↑218 · 2025-07-30
"usually Finland, with Denmark and other Nordics close behind"
Why Are Young People Everywhere So Unhappy? · u/OJ_Soprano · ↑46 · 2025-05-01
"Still, Denmark looks so much nicer. Just reading about how they treat their PhD students and how they have a first name basis with their school teachers makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside."
Is moving to Denmark just a bad cope or am I being reasonable · u/Professional-Luck968 · ↑31 · 2023-09-18
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