"Like, you can be on top as high as one can be and what are you doing? Be in a modern hotel room, sitting on shitty plastic chairs, watching David Blaine do card tricks, eating ethnic food, and hooking up with 20 year olds."
"Like it's not a David Blaine stunt that requires skill and mental toughness, or Evel Knievel jumping over a million school buses on a motorcycle bc that's cool AF and no one has achieved it before."