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Fitness program featuring 'muscle mommies' that a woman watches, becoming the basis for her claiming bisexual identity.

Mentions (4)
"I'm at least a little annoyed because it kinda feels like stolen valor. I'm out here being 10000% gayer like it's nothing but she wants the flag for liking to watch CrossFit muscle mommies every now and then."
Wife is bi now I guess? · u/YourPiercedNeighbour · ↑269 · 2025-08-26
"Their son that does CrossFit hiked 4 miles with a sleigh to get them and their three enormous dogs out."
Does anyone else have a "go bag"? · u/Not-insignificant · ↑129 · 2023-03-31
"in my quest to disarm my social anxiety, i went to a group crossfit class. I had to introduce myself to the group, who were mostly women in their 30s. There was one baddie who was maybe around my age, and also 4 guys. It was the most intense cardio workout I have ever done."
i went to a crossfit class · u/[deleted] · ↑27 · 2023-04-07
""OneTaste isn't an 'orgasm' sex cult — but a 'wellness' company like SoulCycle, Crossfit, attorney claims despite bombshell grooming allegations""
Anyone here following the OneTaste sex cult story? · u/Books_are_like_drugs · ↑138 · 2024-08-16
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