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Band mentioned as an example of something currently uncool that might ironically become hip again, similar to how crocs and nu-metal were rehabilitated.

Mentions (7)
"'Akshully you're a pretentious contrarian' where do you think we are? Gay ass frontpage redditors need to get the FUCK out of our safe space. Either listen to some random Japanese noise rock album from 1996 or stfu."
"Hope they manage to continue their affair in secret."
The cheating couple at the Coldplay concert was cute tbh. · u/by_doze_is_bleedimg · ↑379 · 2025-07-17
"I dont know what this sub thinks, but the music is bland as fuck. Coldplay for undergrads, it'll age terribly."
The 1975 suck · u/AZealiastanks · ↑373 · 2024-05-22
"The recent surge in Epstein drama lasted about as long in people's minds as that CEO guy getting caught with his mistress at the Colplay concert."
"I've been thinking about this a while but the recent Muse/Coldplay spat has compelled me to see if I'm just trippin."
Musical discussion on the internet is the worst of any art form · DaBootyEnthusiast · ↑75 · 2024-08-12
"I was thinking wouldn't it be hilarious if all the sudden something like Coldplay or those galaxy print t shirts with the cats on them became cool?"
What uncool thing is destined to be ironically re-appraised as hip again? · u/Funny_Departure_5138 · ↑66 · 2024-06-22
"opportune for banal thinkpieces on relationship morality. deluge of unfunny edits, like cavemen bashing rocks together. the theatre of stadium concerts. feels oddly anachronistic in the era of ai slop and maga humour. like when left shark was everywhere."
this coldplay ceo jumbotron feels like a meme from 2014 · u/BarbaricOklahoma · ↑555 · 2025-07-20
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