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"She invited me back to her place in Bushwick and we fucked and it was great. She was being really loud to the point that it seemed performative, but she mentioned that she just got her first apartment without roommates so I kind of get it."
"Get all that fuckass baggy Y2K George Costanza Aime Leon Dore safe sleazy Bushwick zoomer slop that you guys call 'being fashionable' out of here, it's time real masculinity returned."
"The early 20s Fitzroy types are even strangely patriotic whereas their bushwick equivalents would not be."
"She would say she loved me and that we should stay friends all while I cried and begged her to stop. "She" is trans now and has more than a few partners in Buschwick."
"They put a fucking Erewhon in Bushwick so I guess I'm priced out of that area. Right now I'm just holed up in my small loser suburban college town because the rent is so cheap but I'm sick of having to drive to fucking CVS!!!"
"people shouldn't live in those conditions and rich gen z kids from Ohio should be sad poor people need to live there, not cajoling their parents into paying $2500 a month to live in filth in order to have some sort of edgy clout"
"Indie-pop concert in Bushwick last night, their first US tour so it was a big deal if you were into them, and 95% of these zoomers are awkwardly standing still just looking around aimlessly in their masks. I mean not even singing along half the time."
"I've accomplished nothing meaningful in life, not even get a girlfriend (which a crust punk from Bushwick can easily do), only accumulate pointless accolades for Linkedin."
"Someone will post on like the Bushwick subreddit saying they got followed home and spat on by a naked homeless guy, and someone (probably a transplant) will reply like "lol first day in Bushwick? Stop complaining or leave, gentrifier""
"I saw Anna Khachiyan at a bodega in Bushwick yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person but I didn't want to be a retard and ask her for photos or anything."
"Art School Mormon - I will never waver from the Provo party line while arguing for a southwestern twist on *Submission,* an American alliance of Bushwick and Utah to take the capitol by demographic storm."
"I guess it's Bushwick by default since that's where all the Ella Emhoff-looking art hoes seem to congregate, but I feel like even Bushwick is seen by most people as tired/past its prime"
"I'm a white cis male and every white female barista in Bushwick looks me with absolute deep seated hatred and disgust. Then they listen to my accent and soften up (I'm an immigrant). I think it's because white males here have picked up cues that make them more soft/ not threatening."
"I have a remote job, and like many directionless young Midwesterners have always wanted to give New York a shot... I also like art and music stuff even though I'm creatively bankrupt. I don't make a lot of money but have solid savings so I figure I'll do it for a few months and see what happens... I"
"I'm in Bushwick 28F and would maybe like to do a once a month gathering, anything classic/lindy ie. Moby Dick, the Odyssey, Anna Karenina, Faulkner, Nabokov, etcetera. Can host at my house <3"
"could i pull a lot of girls like dasha if i move to bushwick? i remember nick saying that girls who like guys like adam are everywhere there. might do better out there than with the corn-fed queens here in ohio."
"My friends in Bushwick say that we all need to do everything in our power to Stop The Spread."
"yes, this is the type of shit that goes on in satan's playhole aka buskwick"
"I like to think of Bushwick as being empty. I hope it is"
"every white female barista in Bushwick looks me with absolute deep seated hatred and disgust"
"I like to think of Bushwick as being empty. I hope it is"