Mentions (8)
"Hey guys I just had my 11th birthday party at Burger King and I'm really starting to get some overwhelming feelings of dread about the fact that I should have achieved much more in life at this point."
"They like gross food from the Burger King and stuff like monster energy drinks. THAT IS NOT GOOD FOOD!"
"Like a good little addict I went to the Burger King drive-thru and pulled up to the speaker, and the guy hit me with the most forced 'Welcome to Burger King, you RULE!'"
"Loads of Palestinian flags as you run down the street, and which was weird as one was above a Burger King."
"In Ireland you'd just say at the restaurant or 'getting a burger' or something and there wouldn't be someone making a joke out of being at a Burger King or a Subway in particular or whatever."
"Ended up ducking into a local Bola Market with a BK in it. Only brought enough money for a few things so end up ordering only one burger when they have 2 for 5. The guy keeps pushing the double. I'm like, no thanks, I'll just have one. Guy starts saying how they have water and being friendly to me ("
"Right now there are hundreds of thousands of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids sitting at home while their parents and grandparents, being the fulltime Facebook activists that they are, run to Burger King to get those paper crowns so they can cosplay as the deep resistance fighters that MSNBC said they should be"
"Whenever we're free or down to do something, they always agree on going out to play soccer and eat Burger King afterwards. Sometimes we'll get real daring and go 30 minutes out of town for a more gourmet burger."