"I used to live in Denver, and 15 years in Boulder before that. In the nineties I lived in Chicago, which was awesome but I don't miss the weather. Fayetteville reminds me of Boulder but a lot cheaper and fewer "In this house we believe" signs."
"I want to spend the next five years waking up to headlines about how the the Trump Patriots have taken Boulder from the Clinton-Biden Coalition, but the eastern border of their territory is being assailed by a joint push from the BLM guerrillas and the Trans Rights Army."