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Apple Watch

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A smartwatch used to track fitness metrics including calories burned during activities, mentioned in the context of inappropriate timing during intimate situations.

Mentions (4)
"My 10 year old son desperately wants a phone. All of his friends either have a phone or unlimited access to an ipad for facetiming. Because nobody has a landline anymore, we have to get him one of these devices simply so he can talk to his friends outside of school. Is it worth protecting him from s"
Being a parent right now fucking blows · u/dawnfrenchkiss · ↑559 · 2024-12-17
"Total stereotypical college-aged zoomer, pseudo-mullet, moustache and everything. He's *constantly* checking his apple watch; people were definitely blowing up his messages."
Saw a dude try to end it all today · u/BAE_CAUGHT_ME_POOPIN · ↑427 · 2025-09-30
"I check my Apple Watch, my pulse is a little high, the numbers are orange, rather than the ideal green. I will have to make sure to get it down to the green...inshallah. At least my blood oxygen level is 99%. I feel more relaxed."
The gamification of every day life... · u/mrguy510 · ↑325 · 2022-11-01
"Because she was peeved I kept checking my Apple watch during sex to see how many calories I had burned. I wasn't doing this to be autistic or a dick, just a habit of mine I've developed"
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